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notpetewentz:

lostandinsecure3:

notpetewentz:

ice coffee is an all year beverage if you drink hot coffee when it gets cold outside you are WEAK

I drink hot coffee all year

thats raw as hell respect

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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

- Aziz Ansari  (via stankley)

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who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

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iron-bae:

You should watch this even if you aren’t a Rooster Teeth fan. 

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kendallslogiebear:

no but you guys

percy’s mom said that she only knew poseidon for one summer

so if sally and poseidon did the do in the summer HOW IS PERCYS BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST

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loveandddrevenge:

amphetaheroin:

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poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

(via regalangel)

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moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(via regalangel)

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said-the-kat:

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

I was in love with him :/

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be-silently-drawn:

oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times” but it turned out just to be this little cutie

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totallyfubar:

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totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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